And while I have you hear, let me reiterate something. This week is not to make a mockery or put down women at all. I love women. This is a celebration of all things beautiful. And women are beautiful, delicate flowers. I'm a momma's boy. I know how it goes.
Now that we have shit straight, on to the side boobs! Today we will start outside the top 10 at the honorable mention side boob shot.
11. Victoria Beckham- Without question the girl is a smokeshow. Forget her husband, I'd like to see how she can bend it. BUT inner side boob flops in comparison to the outer side boob shot, always.
10. Elisha Cuthbert- Same problem for this seductive "girl next door". A grade A bombshell but she's not working the outer side boob! To her credit, she's got that super low-cut shirt so that the inner side boob shot is at least bearable!
9. Jennifer Anniston- Now she's got the right idea! This isn't vulgar, either. Remember that a little side boob can go a looooonnng way. Plus she looks ripe for the picking with those jean shorts on. Only critique: move that elbow, girl!
8. Molly Sims- If anyone knows anything about proper side boob etiquette it's Molly Sims. The veteran swimsuit model's side boob is the emphasis of the whole photo. Work it!
7. Mariah Carey- She is one of the original queens of cleavage. Mariah has mastered the art of side boob, as evidence here. She looks fully clothed, but the side boob view goes almost to the nipple! Incredible. She's walking the fine line between cleavage and exposure.
6. Ali Landry- Love the arm-covering-boob shot. The only thing better is the hand-covering-boob shot.
5. Joanna Krupa- There's nothing sexier when a girl is arching her back. And when there's massive side boob action coupled with it, it's damn-near life-threatening. I have no idea who this is, but with side boob like that, I'd like to find out!
4. Jessica Biel- Love this picture! Not only do you get terrific side boob, but you get the front shot from the mirror! A double threat!
3. Brooke Burke- Look at that hand! It's just gently cupping the breast, leaving a great side boob. I love this picture, that's why it was so tough to make it the number 3 choice.
2. Katherine Heigl- For the record, she looks like a goddess in the picture. And once again there's my favorite hand-over-boob pose. But there's a bit of irony here. Heigl would not show her breasts in Knocked Up, but she has no problem showing nearly everything in this photo. I hate to love this hypocrite.
1. TNA Girl- I have no idea who this chick is, but she has enough side boob to make an entire crack. Forget the face, the girl has got body for dayyysss. I know I said the hand-covering-boob shot is the best, but the sombrero-covering-boob tops it all. The number one side boob photo is here.
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