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Yes, Roger Federer's very own whipping boy, Andy Roddick, rushes SI' swimsuit hottie Brooklyn Decker's net.

Rondo puts on his big boy pants

Amidst the recent Paul Pierce injury, Keven Garnet playing with a walker, Glen Davis's indecent proposals, there has been a leader emerging from the locker room. This player, while short in stature, is certainly large in talent and swagger. And now that he's a first-time all-star, his voice is being heard. The player is Rajon Rondo. And it's about time we see him step up vocally.

After the C's fourth straight loss to the Hawks, Rondo spoke rather candidly about what they have to do to be a better team. Here are some quotes from that interview:

"We gotta make a change and do something about it quick. Not a trade or anything, but just making some changes in the locker room, amongst ourselves. Every guy has to look in the mirror and hold themselves accountable."

"I can't really elaborate on it too much, but I think we've just got to be a team with no agendas. We've got to play unselfish, you know? That's on defense and offense. You've got to want the best for the next man out there regardless if you're in the game playing well or you're out of the game not playing well."

"In the locker room, you can feel it. You don't feel like it's the same continuity and camaraderie in the locker room as it was the first year. The first year, it was a crazy spirit in the locker room. But now it doesn't feel the same. It's not the same right now. We've got to find a way to get that back somehow, some way."

He can feel it, and the fans can see it. The one area where I disagree with Rondo is that the team doesn't need a trade. They most definitely need a trade. This team needs a spark. Here's what Chris Broussard on all the latest Celtics news.

Is that a dude?

Discovery News - A life-sized robot is now on the market for $7,000 from the firm TrueCompanion. Inventor Douglas Hines introduced Roxxxy last month at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Hines, who used to work as an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting his company, embedded the robot with a slew of advanced technologies such as voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to give it a lifelike presence.

For example, when someone addresses Roxxxy, a computer uses pattern-recognition software to match the phrase to a database of responses. She then answers using a prerecorded voice.

Some other tantalizing attributes, if you're into that kind of thing:

A wireless connection to the Internet for software updates, technical support and email messages.
A customizable personality
Skin made from hypoallergenic silicone
A motor pumps heated air through the robot's body, keeping it warm to the touch.
Sensors in several places (ahem) that will trigger vocal responses when activated






Ok so I know that people are into some freaky shit when it comes to their sex lives, and who am I to judge? I don't care to get into people's personal lives and whatever it is they do behind closed doors but this one, this is too much. I hate to drop the f bomb on here but this is straight up F@*#ing weird. Seriously how lonely and how big of a loser do you have to be to drop $7,000 on one of these things. If your that damn lonely, take that money and get an escort or something like that. I don’t know the going rate but I’m willing to bet you can get laid quite a few times for 7 grand. And, at least its a real person! This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen and they couldn’t make it any better looking? It looks like a god damn man! Unless your David Patterson, I don't know how you could stand banging that transvestite looking robot. The voice sounds creepy, and I don’t care how many conversations it can carry on, its still a robot and weird as shit. Like I said, who am I to judge, but if you are at the point in your life that you need to purchase a robot that looks like a dude to have sex with, its a sign you went wrong somewhere in life. Furthering my point, the picture below of the creep show who invented this thing, Douglas Hines. Look at him, you can't tell me that guy at some point in his life hasn’t had thoughts of touching little kids.

Rex Ryan is Wild'n Out

O.K. Rex, we get the idea. You're not here to kiss the Patriots rings. And you're this edgy coach with this cocky barbaric mentality. It's cool. Whatever works for you. But on some real shit, you need to check your tone because you're just wild'n out right now.

Fresh off possible tampering accusations with Raiders lock-down corner Nnamdi Asomugha, good ol' Rexy is at it again. At Herschel Walker's debut MMA fight in Florida this past Saturday, the Jets coach was caught flipping the bird trying to get a rise out of few Dolphins fans. He also stated, "I'm going to enjoy beating the Dolphins twice next year!"

I guess it's all in the fun of the sport, but maybe my fanhood stems for a higher class of football. Maybe that's cocky but a 20-something Patriots fan is not so different than a 20-something Yankees fan. The Patriots, like the Yankees, are a part of the higher class of their respected sports. And I'm sorry, but I wouldn't want to see my head coach actin' a fool at an MMA event. I like to imagine that Bill Belichick is working rigorously alone in a dimly-lit room going over stacks of stats with film from last year is playing in the background. Just like I'm sure Yankee fans wouldn't expect Joe Torre/Girardi to stoop to the levels of the bourgeoisie and taunt Baltimore Orioles fans. They are just better than that.

That's why I was surprised Rex was only fined 50K for such childish antics. And that fine came from the Jets, not Roger Gooddell. While Titans owner, Buddy Adams, was fined 250K for flipping the bird at fans during a game. Perhaps the reason is that Adams did it during a game, but that's a big disparity. And I don't think Rex has earned the right to be privileged as one of the great coaches, especially after one season (while very successful) and pulling childish antics like this.

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Can you guess which Tennis pro serves up a pair of balls on this ace?

Celtics recover from Black Mamba Attack

After the past season and a half, I can see why Lucky is leaning on a cane; he's too fucking old! Just like the Celtics, Lucky has gotten old real fast. And it all came to our glaring attention Sunday against the Lakers. The game was the Celtics to lose. But a Paul Pierce forearm shiver--which usually is a no call at home, and another Black Mamba sighting led to the Celtics third straight loss.

Kevin Garnett is making me cringe when he moves. It's like I can feel his bones grinding at the knees. I'm convinced Ray Allen is stone more than Jesus (and I'm not talking about Jesus Shuttlesworth) because he looks sluggish. I don't even know why Pierce would get to his favorite spot on the floor (the elbow), pull up, get the defender in the air, and then pass the ball cross-court to Allen for a when--when we're down by one! Pierce, you are the Truth. You are the captain. This is your team. Take the fuckin' shot!

I'm not even going to get in to how the young gunnin' Hawks have wiped the floor with us this year. I mean, the beat up on us all four times this year. [And yes, I said us. I group myself in with Paul, Rajon, and Kevin. A real sports fan should be so emotionally invested that when the team loses a little part of yourself dies. It's for serious.]

However, if there's anyway to get a quick self-esteem boost it would be to play the Wizards. The Celtics put their defensive clamp on in the 4th quarter, that I grew so accustomed to watching in 2007, and held the Bullets--ahem, Wizards--to a mere 10 points. I'm glad the Celtics found a win before Dwayne Wade visits the Bean, but the story is not the win.

"You're playing against the Boston Celtics, so you're not going to get a lot of calls. KG's going to set illegal screens; they're not going to be called. That's just part of the game. You're going to go to the basket, and if it's not basically just a straight-up WWF body slam, you're not getting the call." These were comments after the game from Wizards center Brendan Haywood.

I'm sorry, but can someone remind me who the fuck Brendan Haywood is? Oh yeah, he's a first-round bust who's never amounted to anything. He definitely has the right to talk about the officiating. Maybe he doesn't get calls because the refs didn't realize who you were. What I don't understand is if everyone in the league knows KG is a dirty player, like many players have said in the past, why doesn't the NBA do anything about it? They outlawed AI's crossover. They slapped Kobe with a foul every time he'd extend his leg after a shot in an attempt to draw fouls. Why, after ten years in the league, has David Stern or the officials done anything to stop KG's "dirty" play? Probably because he isn't doing anything wrong. Life in the paint in the NBA is a gritty, tough life. If a player like Brendan Haywood thinks he can just stroll through the lane, past Garnett's hoop, finger-roll it in and skip his way back the court he's got another thing coming.

KG is a man-and-a-half, while Haywood is hardly half-a-man. And it showed when Haywood takes a shot at a future HOFer on the night he passes Celtic's legend, Larry Bird for 24th on the All-Time scoring list. Much like in life, in the NBA you have to have class to be treated like first class. I think that's something Brendan Haywood has yet to learn in life.

Only on Super Bowl Media Day...

Today is Super Bowl media day in Miami. And I have to tell you, it's one of the best things during the Super Bowl. It might even be better than watching the commercials. I'm just throwing that out there. But it's great. It's really the only time reporters and journalists can go out and be obnoxious douchebags and not get socked in the face by one of these behemoth players. Everyone's usually relaxed and it's a good time for both the players and reporters.

I'm sure this year will be no different. I'd love to hear what Peyton Manning has to say to Pickboy this year. Have you ever seen this guy? He's a reporter who dresses up like a superhero and acts pretty much like an attention-deficit 12-year-old. Pretty funny.

If I ever make it big in the world of journalism, I will make my way to a Super Bowl media day mark my words. And then I'll be the guy who acts like the spastic retard. Then we'll see who gets the last laugh.

Here are some funny clips from past Super Bowl Media Days.