AssociatedPress.com- A Cedar Rapids woman was accused of arranging her daughter's effort at prostitution. Mary J. Doolin was arrested Wednesday in connection with a Sept. 29 incident in Coralville. Police said Doolin sent her daughter to meet an undercover officer who had contacted her during a prostitution investigation. According to police, Doolin's daughter, 37-year-old Debra Voshell, was later charged with pandering.
Police said Doolin admitted to running a prostitution ring for a number of years and has prior convictions for pimping and prostitution.
Doolin was being held Thursday in the Johnson County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.
Alright, first things first here. How in God's name would anyone take her serious as a legitimate pimp? I mean, look at her. She looks like Mickey Rouke after binge-eating at the local Cracker Barrel. Secondly, what is a 37-year-old doing still taking orders from this hippo of a mother? You're a grown-ass woman, make your own decisions.
If they made any serious money it's because the apple fell wwwwaaayyyyy further from the tree. Because if the daughter looks anything like the mother, it's no wonder a pimp can't come up with a $10,000 bond. Doolin probably just finished a TiVo'd season of "Hung" on HBO and thought that if Thomas Jane can do it, why can't I do it too?
But in Doolin's defense, the chick has balls--and I'm not speaking literally either. A real entrepreneur, Doolin saw an opening to make a few quick bucks and went for it. I respect that. Even if it is whoring your own daughter out to the backwood freaks that I assume liter the state of Iowa. Keep your chins up Doolin, even Michael Jordan didn't make his freshman basketball season. Wait until season 2 of "Hung" before attempting this again. Just some friendly advice from your friends at the Improp. :)
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