Friday, February 5, 2010

Lane Kiffin: Cradle Robber

PostChronicle.com- USC football coach Lane Kiffin has struck a deal with a quarterback who isn't old enough to sign a contract.

Coach Lane Kiffin was thorooughly impressed by the skills of 13-year-old quarterback David Sills - so they made a verbal deal that Sills will sign with the Trojans when he is old enough.

Sills, a six-foot tall quarterback from Bear, Del., verbally committed to the USC Trojans at the request of USC coach Lane Kiffin even though he's only 13 years of age.

Personal coach Steve Clarkson says of Sills: "His skill set is off the charts. I've never seen anyone at his age do what he's been able to do."

This kid is unbelievable. You have check out the video below. But what is even more unbelievable is, at the blooming age of 13, this guy is getting a full scholarship to one of the top universities in the country. All I have to say is, this kid better thank God that he can hurl a pigskin, otherwise he'd be one freakish outcast. I mean, the kid is six feet and only 13-years-old. SIX FEET?!?

Props to my boy, Lane, for scooping this kid up before anyone else got to him. Waaayyy before anyone could get to him. But the best part of this story? It has to be the video soundtrack. I'm telling you check it out. It makes this pimply-faced fuck look like some sort of Godsend. Let's tone it down a little bit here, for all we know this kid's balls could never drop and turn out to be a transvestite...Hey, it could happen.


2 comments:

The Empire said...
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The Empire said...

This is ridiculous, I'm going to put my life savings on it that this kid is going to be a huge bust. (good thing I don't have a lot in my savings) You cant predict how good a kid is going to be when he hasn't even seen a vagina or drank a beer yet. He will end up like one of the children Hollywood movie stars that gets addicted to drugs and alcohol at like 15. All the attention is going to get to his, and his parents heads and he will amount to nothing. Not to mention, 6 years down the road what are the chances Lane Kiffin is going to be in the same place? He's had like 5 different jobs in the last 6 years. He will probably be the head coach at Stonybrook come 2015. It is a great story though and it just goes to show, Lane Kiffin could care less about what anyone thinks about him. I do have to give him props for that one.