Because I love tits as much as the next guy. October is the official Brest Cancer Awareness month and instead of giving out rubber bracelets or shitty baked goods, we here have a better idea.
The Improper Sportsonian goes tit for tat! All week, we will be bringing you the best breasts in Hollywood, the nicest nipples in the nation, and the top boob jobs--in the most tasteful of ways, of course.
It's a celebration, bitches. So get your best bikinis and busty bras, ladies, and show off what you got. It's all for a good cause. Let the public know you and your breasts are not going to hide from the evils of breast cancer. Set those puppies free, I tell ya! Wear those low-cut shirts. Bras? Kick 'em to the curb and just hang loose. Flash those nosy construction workers yelling obscene things. Don't do it for me. Do it for yourself. This is an empowering week, ladies, don't miss out on the opportunity to wo-manhandle your ta-tas.
Be sure to check in tomorrow for "The Blackest White Kid You Know Presents: The Filthiest Rap Songs by Women". In the mean time, let's kick off this momentous week with a segment from Chappelle's Show entitled: "Great New York Boobs".
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