Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Phillies Fan Offers Sex on Craig's List for World Series Tickets

NYDailyNews.com-A "desperate" Philadelphia Phillies fan was arrested for offering to exchange sex for tickets to see her beloved team play the Yankees, investigators said.

Cops say Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted a pleading ad on craigslist saying she needed two tickets to baseball's biggest game. "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!" the ad was headlined.

"Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets," she allegedly wrote. Describing the price as "negotiable," she ended the ad flirtatiously: "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Bucks County Public Safety Director Fred Harran said an officer with the special investigations unit spotted the ad and set up a meeting with Finkelstein at a local bar.

The officer told her he and his brother had tickets to sell.

Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts on both of them, saying, "Well, I'd rather have two tickets, and I could take care of both of you."

"There was no confusion at all," Harran said. "She was pretty explicit in what she was going to trade."

Finkelstein is charged with a misdemeanor count of prostitution. No one answered her home phone yesterday, but she posted on Facebook that she "is wondering about the integrity of our 'police.'"

Two great Craig's List stories in the past two weeks. Unbelievable! This is why I love Craig's List. You can literally get whatever you want.

I heard that Phillies' fans like to hammer people, but to get hammered for World Series tickets? That's loyalty people. She's providing a service--as sloppy as it may be--and why shouldn't she be allowed to go to the game? These cops totally cock-blocked Finkelstein. Leave it to the cops to ruin a girl's dreams.

Isn't this America? The Land of the Free? Home of the hoes? Foreigners come in to this country illegally in search of find the American Dream. But what about the Americans in search of the American Dream? Are we going to lock all of them up and and prosecute them for prostitution? I sure hope not.


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