With all the mushy stuff outta the way...on to the boob jobs! Like days in the past, I'll be bringing you the top 10 boob jobs in Hollywood with an honorable mention for your viewing pleasure.
11. Stephanie McMahon-Levesque- Massive fun bags. The daughter of WWE mogul, Vince McMahon, has had obvious augmentation in her upper chestal area. But still didn't make me attracted to her. I just thought this was a good throwback for everyone who loved wrestling growing. Plus, the picture isn't even good. I mean, the chick's wearing a skull cap.
10. Pamela Anderson- She takes down the honor as the only woman to appear on two different days of Save the Ta-Tas Week. Phenomenal! The girl's got skills...or maybe just really big tits. She's had implants, then got them taken out, then put back in. You got a great thing going as the pornstar version of Marilyn Monroe, stick with it.
9. Heidi Montag- Implants were a must-have for this wanna-be celeb. Because I still have yet to figure out her talent. And the scary thing is, I don't think she has either. So when in doubt, get a boob job! The best investment a dumb ass can make. But damn she looks good!
8. Carmen Electra- Ms. Montag could learn a thing or two from Carmen here. Untalented and unquestionably a knockout, Ms. Electra has made a long-standing career with her plastic surgery. I'm not saying that Carmen is Albert Einstein, but not sounding so vapid and shallow is a start too, Heidi. HA!
7. Shannon Elizabeth- Probably the reason why I have an obsession with European girls. As a horny pre-teen I feel in love with her and her titties on "American Pie". I would have her higher on the list, but I don't totally believe that she has fake boobs. Which is a plus, so she's holding down the number 7 spot.
6. Selma Hayek- OH. MY. GAWD! Her tits are gi-normous! And they have a nice hang to them like they could rest on my arm like an eagle standing on a perch! And to top it off, she's Hispanic. If there's ever a chink in my armor it's for Hispanic women. Woo!
5. Kendra Wilkinson- Same for her as Heidi Montag. I just can stand hearing her speak a little more. And she's easier to like because shes openly a dumbass.
4. Christina Aguilera- The chick had mosquito bites in the "Genie in the Bottle" video, now she's rocking a stiff D cup! Christina got dirrrty, alright. There were a few years where I wouldn't touch her if she was wrapped in plastic, but she's cleaned up her act so I'll throw her a bone.
3. Jenifer Love-Hewitt- She's got some life-saving tits right there. Her boob job single-handedly revived her career. That's gotta count for something. I have a secret to share with everyone: I know what she did last summer....got a boob job!
2. Beyonce Knowles- Quick! Cue the rumor mill! Oh my god! Beyonce has fake tits?! Get over it, everyone's got them. Hell, I'm getting mine done in 3 months (I have an job interview and I need an advantage...wait?). She's got a great pair, real or fake. She deserves to be number 2...but number 1 is my all-time fav!
1. Tiffani Amber-Thiessen- YES!!!!! Like I said my number 1 all-time fav. She probably gave me my first boner as Kelly Kapowski on "Saved by the Bell". And now 15 years later, she still is getting me stiffed up! Look at those things. I hope you tipped your plastic surgeon, Tiff, because that's a great rack.
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