Follow-Up on TigerGate

Authorities have released at least one 911 phone call and a police interview on the Tiger Woods saga.





Of course Tiger's wife would save him with a golf club! How cliche! There are still a lot of questions left unanswered in this story. And it will only be a matter of time before all the details come out. Woods doesn't have a whole lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. The accident comes just days before allegations that Woods has been cheating on his smoking-hot wife, Elin Nordegren, with celeb-groupie Rachel Uchitel. I hope this is all a devious plot to bring down the Whitest Black Guy I Know. If it turns out that Woods did happen to be drunk and he did cheat on his wife, what will the public think of him?

Since Woods exploded on to the sports scene as a toddler, he has been groomed with this good-guy persona. He is one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, not only because of his dominance on the golf course, but also for the way he carries himself. Perhaps this is all a big cover-up however. We've all scene Woods throw tantrums on the course when people talk or flash cameras in his back swing, and when he has a bad shot he has been known to chuck his clubs into the stands. Maybe he's just done a terrific job of pulling the wool over the world's eyes.

Whatever the case, though, I hope we find some answers on this story. The people deserve to know. And the Improper Sportsonian deserves to give the people what they want!