Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Who would you rather have in your entourage? Brady or Manning


The best rivalry in football is fast approaching, folks. I, for one, cannot wait for it. I was reading up on some pre-game news and analysis for the game when I came across a post from ESPN.com. And in the article, the writer asks the public questions about Brady and Manning. But not about who's better on the field. More like who would you rather have as your wing man? I mean, we all know the answer is Brady but the question has to be asked.

Here are the results from what the nation is saying. [the red denotes who I voted for.]

1) Who would you want dating your sister?
  • Peyton Manning 66.1
  • Tom Brady 33.9%

2) Who would you want by your side in a street fight?
  • Peyton Manning 55.6%
  • Tom Brady 44.4%

3) Who would get your vote for public office?
  • Peyton Manning 67.6%
  • Tom Brady 32.4%

4) Who would be more likely to stop and help you fix a flat tire?
  • Peyton Manning 79.3%
  • Tom Brady 20.7%

5) Who would be more consistent at doing the household chores?
  • Peyton Manning 73.3%
  • Tom Brady 26.7%

6) Who would you want as your wing man?
  • Tom Brady 59.8%
  • Peyton Manning 40.2%

7) Who would you use as a lifeline on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
  • Peyton Manning 64.3%
  • Tom Brady 35.7%

9) Who would you want to deliver your first child?
  • Peyton Manning 64.8%
  • Tom Brady 35.2%

10) Who would you be scared to play poker with for fear he would clean you out?
  • Tom Brady 59.3%
  • Peyton Manning 40.7%

11) Who would you want to cook you dinner?
  • Peyton Manning 55.7%
  • Tom Brady 44.3%

12) Who would you want as your co-star in an action-comedy?
  • Peyton Manning 62.0%
  • Tom Brady 38.0%

13) Who would you be more likely to buy a car from?
  • Peyton Manning 62.4%
  • Tom Brady 37.6%

14) Who would you rather start a band with?
  • Tom Brady 61.2%
  • Peyton Manning 38.8%

15) Who would you rather start a clothing line with?
  • Tom Brady 80.7%
  • Peyton Manning 19.3%
This is outrageous! Why wouldn't the people want Tom Brady in your entourage. Peyton won nearly 75% of the questions. Hey, I love Peyton's sense of humor and all those great commercials he does, but this is Tom Brady people! The guy has been known to make a girl orgasm with a single look. He used to save kittens from burning buildings for fun. And rumor has it, he carried an old crippled lady on his back for 2.5 miles just so she could get her prescriptions. And then he carried her back. Shame on you, America. Just like in the presidency, it seems like you got this one wrong.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OHH please let me intervene... The only thing Brady would be good for in your entourage would be having him out with you at the bars cause he would attract all the girls for you... besides that... hang on.. still thinking.. Nope i got nothing. Peyton is just your all around American Guy and the people have spoken, correctly i may add. And President Obama is doing fine, who else would we have? I heard McCain is doing great in his nursing home.

yours truly,
The Empire

Wesley Sykes said...

Yes I have a man crush on Tom Brady. So what? Back off already. Of course I'm gonna stick up for him!