Oh this homeboy has GOT to be trippin'! Man, dat's racist! Australians are just so ig'nant. And as the Blackest White Kid You Know, I just can't stand by and see this happen. I happen to love fried chicken. But as any black man will tell you, a true G always takes Popeye's over KFC.
Get ready to be jealous, are you ready? Popeye's is a mere two-minute walk from my house. BAAALLIINN'! I eat that shit three times a day. I get a 3-piece leg and thigh combo with double mashed potatoes for breakfast. For lunch, I go light and get just the Louisiana Nuggest with cajun-battered fries. And in the evening I go with a cajun-batter popcorn shrimp and catfish combo with some of their world-famous biscuits that just melt in your mouth. But you got to dip the biscuits in the mashed potatoes. You ain't a gangsta if you don't dip your biscuits in the mashed potatoes. 'Nuff said.
I think I just had a wet dream about Popeye's. But you know what the Blackest White Kid You know doesn't get wet dreams about? Racist KFC figureheads who try to impose their skewed vision of the world to their ignorant consumers. That shit just ain't right, y'all. That's why I propose a boycott of all things Kentucky! The chicken. John Wall. Rick Pitino. Miley Cyrus. The phrase "Gettin' lucky in Kentucky". The Nappy Roots. Duncan Hines products. You name it.
I'm sick of this junk. It starts with fried chicken and it ends with what? Watermelon? A love for Kool-Aid? It has to end now. In honpr of my fried-chicken eating brothers, here's a video to remind us just how great the stuff is.
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