Pork: The Other Sexual Stimulant

Reuters.com- Argentina's president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra on Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life ... I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Chocolate-covered strawberries. Shellfish. Any phallic-shaped fruit/vegetable. Pork. I mean I've heard about girls eating meat during sex, but before? That's down-right sexy right there. And when you get a hot-ass chick like the Argentinian president, it's gotta be true. Right? Hell, even if it's not true I'm going to try it out...maybe tonight, who knows.

It's about time pork gets some love. When the catch phrase for pork is "the other white meat", you need a new marketing plan. I don't know maybe "Pork: It's what's for dinner before sex". Or what about "Trying to pork? Try pork." See the possibilities are endless. And if it is true that pork helps one's sex life, then men never have to worry about have a throbbing boner for the next 8 hours. It just gets in the way at that point.

So with Valentine's Day coming up around the corner remember, it'll be the perfect time to get your pork on. Get your lover some flowers, spread some candles throughout the house, get some chocolate, some of those phallic fruits, and a nice slab of pork chops. And once your body is filled with delicious pork and the grease and glistening over your body, it'll be the perfect lubricant to get things going.

Anyone need a date for Valentine's Day?