The Improp wants to party with this chick

AssociatedPress.com- STURGIS, S.D. – A South Dakota woman who prosecutors say had a blood-alcohol level almost nine times the legal driving limit has pleaded guilty to two drunken driving charges. Authorities said 45-year-old Marguerite Engle was arrested Dec. 1 when she was found passed out behind the wheel of a stolen delivery van along Interstate 90, with a blood alcohol level at 0.708. The legal limit in South Dakota is 0.08. Officials have said Engle's blood alcohol level likely is a record for the state.

She was arrested again in late December, with a blood alcohol level more than 3 1/2 times the legal limit.

Engle faces up to two years in jail when she is sentenced on Feb. 23. In exchange for her guilty pleas, prosecutors have agreed not to pursue other charges, including receiving stolen property and drug possession.

Finally! A girl who can hang! I'll tell ya, I'm sick of partying with girls who drink two Long Island Iced Teas, smoke a pack of Parliament Lights, sit in a corner and call it a night. Bring on Marguerite Engle! She seems like a bundle of fun. Not only can Marge hold her liquor like a seasoned sailor, but she is getting work done while doing it.

Okay, maybe that delivery van was stolen, but her booze-soaked heart was in the right place. I don't care what anyone says. This chick is hardcore. I need to find me one of those South Dakota girls. You know, the kind that'll milk the cow with one hand and pound a bottle of whiskey with the other.