The Gang's All Here...kinda

No. I'm not talking about the return of the classic TV sitcom "Three's Company" either. Scott Pioli, former Patriots Vice President of personnel and current Chiefs VP, has gone back to his roots. He signed newly fired Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis to be his offensive coordinator while recently hiring former Patriots defensive guru Romeo Crennel to coach his defensive unit. I swear to God, I've been saying this the whole season, "Let's get the gang back together!" Except I was talking about them returning to my New England Patriots. Not some scummy team that's been cleaning off our dinner plates over the last year or so (the Kansas City Chiefs).

Fuck Scott Pioli. Seriously, who does this guy think he is? Bill Belichick? PPPHHH, hardly. I gotta shake my head at the front-office people who failing to go after Weis and/or Crennel. Charlie Weis groomed Tom Brady into the well-oiled machine he is today. Would you expect Peyton Manning to stumble at times if he didn't have Tom Moore in his headset since he stepped into the NFL? I know I would. But on some real shit, a glaring hole was noticed by fans and experts a like as the Patriots didn't have an offensive coordinator. Weis knows the team, knows Belichick, and knows how to create an efficient, professional offense. And Crennel could teach this young defense how to win like that legendary Patriot defense from the start of the decade. Yup, that's right. Crennel was the architect of that D.

But instead, Scott Pioli stole them away those rollie-pollie fucks and put them in Kansas City Red. If either Weis or Crennel cared at all about their health, they wouldn't go to the barbecue capital of the country. Since the tandem has been reunited, Kansas City all-you-can-eat BBQ buffets have been shut down left and right. Watch out Kansas City restaurant owners, these two beefy big boys will eat you right out of business.

Now if they had gone back to New England, I'm sure they could have found some healthy seafood place to devour. But now we'll never know. Between the two of these coordinators, it appears that three is not company, but two is certainly a crowd.