Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Blackest White Kid You Know presents: THIS SHIT RIGHT HEEERREEE!


VIBE.com- Police Chief Douglas L. "Buster" Meadows said authorities believe that Shirley and Tony Williams--the mother and brother of Katt Williams' girlfriend, Yolanda--confronted the comedian at the Walmart because they were "concerned about [Yolanda's] welfare".

Both Shirley and Tony were ultimately charged with disorderly conduct, and another person at the scene, Lilly James, was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. While Katt was detained, thrown in the back of a squad car for questions, he was charged with a crime as of press time.

"We checked some firearms and they were returned to Katt Williams," Meadows told the paper. "We're still unclear whether there was a gun pulled on someone or not. Three people have been arrested, and as far as I know that will be the end of it."

Katt Williams' tractor trailer, which was parked at Walmart, was searched, but nothing illegal was found.

Since Friday, Williams has addressed the incident, saying he was not at fault, and called the police attention a "witch hunt."

"This guy's saying he's her boyfriend and he's brought his family with him," Williams explained to local news station Action News 2. "Now one of them has a holster and a pocket full of bullets and a pistol. So I tell them, let's step outside. Once they get me outside and there's six of them and one of me. Then all of a sudden, they calling the sheriff to tell the sheriff I got guns and I'm the problem? This is a witch hunt, it's getting to the point where I feel like I'm being persecuted because this don't make no sense. You can't act like I'm a trouble maker. I been here for two months, I ain't been to a club yet," he continued.

This shit right heeerrreee? You mean this shit right heeerrreeee? I call it just a pimp tryin' to keep his pimp hand strong. Ya dig what I'm sayin', partna? Listen, a cool playa like Katt, he knows how to handle his women. That be his biznass. It sounds like a couple of playa-hating wanna-bes are just frontin' on the homey Katt for handling his biznass. Y'all trick ass marks betta recognize a true OG when you see one. And that true OG is Katt Williams. All y'all haters need to find someone else's dick to ride. No homo. Peach and love to the homies up in the Westside.

WHITEST TRANSLATION YOU CAN FIND: Katt Williams is a very well reputable gentleman, who knows how to treat women. That is his business. These "playa-hating wanna-bes" need to leave Mr. Williams alone. These "trick ass marks" must see who a true gentleman is. Salutations.


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